script monkey

A disparaging term for a psychiatrist who dispenses pharmaceutical scripts like a trained monkey.
We need another script monkey here at the prison, somebody who can quickly move ‘em in and out on a production line.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 12, 2019
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Monkey Chode

Monkey chode is a small but wide hairy dick, owned by a man called Geraint, it started when geraint said that his dick was the largest primate. Someone can also have a monkeys chode if they go around on halloween dressed as a banana.
Man: hey guys, what G is the largest primate?

Geriant: My dick!!

Man: haha…you have a Monkey Chode!
by tim twatsiel November 25, 2014
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Show Monkey

A person who just does things for laughs/reactions out of people; a social clown. Typically when the person is known to be a jokester.

Also for people who become class clowns but as an a adult outside of class.
e.g My Assistant Store Manager: "STOP thinking I'm some kind of Show Monkey when it comes to me making fun of people who get caught stealing"

e.g "I'm a Show Monkey when it comes to ripping on people for their shoes"
by juxtapositionofsouls January 24, 2022
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monkeys fly

WOW! Look at Theo.....Maybe monkeys fly!
by Cornholio88472388345 June 23, 2006
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Space monkey

Consider the first monkeys shot into space. Without pain, without sacrifice, we are nothing.
You look like a monkey ready to be shot into space
by The G November 28, 2003
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Ice Monkey

When two gay guys are in the shower the one on the outside (away from the water) is the ice monkey.

The male's actual penis might also be referred to as the ice monkey.

If there are 3 male's in the shower , there is more then likely 2 ice monkeys. Gay males should use a hot tub to avoid getting ice monkied
The two gay males did not share the hot water equally and poor Bruce became an ice monkey.
Bruce's penis was out of the heat too long and shrunk down to a rather embarrassing ice monkey .
by UrbanKnowsAll111 June 20, 2010
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