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Grind Monkey

Has two meanings:
1. Someone with a low level desk-job who relentlessly works 9-5, similar to jobsworth
2. Someone who 'grinds' endlessly on World of Warcraft or any other MMO.
1. "Damn grind monkeys made a huge queue in the post office on their lunch break"

2. "He's playing again? Man he's such a grind moneky"
by Nihilelevant January 13, 2009
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Crease monkey

An urban professional who continually re-wears suit pants to work every day, but fails to iron them, thereby creating a proliferation of creases behind the knees and alerting everyone nearby to the fact that this person is a crease monkey.

A crease monkey will also tend to have poor hygiene and wear outdated clothing. They tend to be social introverts as they have no real friends to point out to them that they smell, their clothes are outdated and they have tons of creases behind their knees.
"Wow, look at that ugly green suit, what is that from 1981?"

"Haha, probably. I don't think he's had it pressed since 1981 either, what a crease monkey."

"Total crease monkey. I bet he smells."
by jpc1 December 7, 2009
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fuzz monkey

A slang word for cops. Originated in the Boston Area. See also Po Ninja
Break up the party! The fuzz monkeys are here!
by Sam Dibble August 26, 2008
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boiler monkey

boiler monkey is a Boilermaker a Boilermaker is Anyone who works in the boiler construction or repair trade or A member of the International Brotherhood of Boilermakers, Iron Ship Builders, Blacksmiths, Forgers and Helpers
by misfit138 June 12, 2009
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Space monkey

Consider the first monkeys shot into space. Without pain, without sacrifice, we are nothing.
You look like a monkey ready to be shot into space
by The G November 28, 2003
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Hairy monkey

by Del83 June 16, 2009
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Ice Monkey

When two gay guys are in the shower the one on the outside (away from the water) is the ice monkey.

The male's actual penis might also be referred to as the ice monkey.

If there are 3 male's in the shower , there is more then likely 2 ice monkeys. Gay males should use a hot tub to avoid getting ice monkied
The two gay males did not share the hot water equally and poor Bruce became an ice monkey.
Bruce's penis was out of the heat too long and shrunk down to a rather embarrassing ice monkey .
by UrbanKnowsAll111 June 21, 2010
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