minnesotan hot pocket

The act of when you piss into a condom and freeze it. After it is frozen you shove the condom into your partners vagina/ass. Then during climax you have to say "YES YES YES YES YES YEEEEEESS"

Chad: Jenny said she wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so I told her I'll give her a Minnesotan hot pocket tonight.

Brad: Dude you should totally she would cum so fast

by pteater January 14, 2022

Miles

Best in the world has a hughe dick

Banged you’re mum last night

Thinks you look like shrek

Miles

by Bfghu January 23, 2022

Milesbender

A pedophile, specifically man who shows interest in small boys.

That disgusting Milesbender is looking at little tucker over there.

by wisduckson January 31, 2022

Miles

Sexy mf

Miles dates Mr Dunning

by sexy bro January 31, 2022

miles

person who plays league of legends and dates his sister

My friend plays a lot of LoL and is always hanging around his sister. He reminds me of Miles.

by neoskee February 2, 2022

Miles

One word... Glasses. Is he a nerd? Sure, but we love him for all of his curves (although he's skinny ;)). He says he has a six-inch, but how should I know? Hes Mormon by the way.

Actual quote from miles: "When it's soft it goes left, when it's hard it goes right".

by LittleKidLover(CJ)123 February 2, 2022

Minnesota Car Wash

When your car gets sprayed from snow from another vehicle not properly cleaned

I was driving down the interstate when I got a Minnesota Car Wash.

by Supwititdoe February 3, 2022