Mason is a fat cunt that doesn’t shower and is too lazy to do his theory and driving test, let alone get the bus. He tries to tap lifts off his mates then lies about washing himself after being told. His breath fucking stinks of pure shit and in general is just hard to be around.
His laugh sounds like my mums Henry hoover starting up on a Sunday
His nails are full of rotten food from weeks before
His laugh sounds like my mums Henry hoover starting up on a Sunday
His nails are full of rotten food from weeks before
Person 1 “do you know Mason?”
Person 2 “yeah mate he’s the reason I rush in Halfords so I don’t have to smell utter smeg”
Person 2 “yeah mate he’s the reason I rush in Halfords so I don’t have to smell utter smeg”
by WayneVeinyCock January 3, 2024

Shut the fuck up Mason
by Hehehhdhsbd July 25, 2022

by pussypopper2341 January 22, 2022

a common ship name that involves one person liking a female usually named Sharah or Vivi. This word is used when someone does an inappropriate activity with these two females named these names.
by Ralphyyyy17 April 25, 2024

A euphemism for the toilet, this phrase does not need to be Mason Crosby specifically, but rather any American football kicker.
Hey where’s the Mason Crosby?
Hang on a sec lads, I’ve gotta hit the Dan Bailey.
Damn burritos, I was in and out of the Justin Tucker all night last night.
Hang on a sec lads, I’ve gotta hit the Dan Bailey.
Damn burritos, I was in and out of the Justin Tucker all night last night.
by Amityville Whorer March 28, 2021

A sweat a very casual game.
by JohnnyDee11 July 16, 2020

by PussioFamalam September 6, 2023
