The Moon

A floating ball of dusty rock. That's all.

"I've researched something about the moon!"

by Dilly Mackey May 27, 2018

Moronism

A practice of something stupid

Dude: What's he doing in that church?
Bro: Oh, he's practicing Moronism

by KaiTheKing October 30, 2015

Moon Pig

Chubby girls who are the only ones left at a bar or club at 3 a.m

Brian:"Dude I was so wasted last night i totally hooked up with a moon pig and by the end of the night she was screaming pig latin"

Marcel:"Dude thats fucking gross"

by The Shitztigators September 23, 2010

shooting the moon

(Expression used in Alleghenies, U.S. South). To expose one's buttocks in public, especially out of a car or pickup truck window, while passing another vehicle.

"Roll down the window Lester, 'cause I'm shooting the moon!"

by mollymeaghanmalarkey September 9, 2014

moon docking

Describes an act when a man and his woman are having sex and when the man has a finger(s) up her ass, she moves her hand toward his ass and sticks her finger(s) up his ass. Together they are having sex and "moon docking" each other. The more fingers and closer to orgasm the greater the feeling.

"I was wrist deep in my bitch's ass last night when she snuck up on me and she started "moon docking" me. It was fuckin' awesome. I never came so hard in my life"

by CornholioMaxholio May 4, 2008

moon bounce

definition of what two gay male bottoms do when they go home after a night at the bar and realize that neither is a top

Cliff left the bar early to go sleep with this guy, but all they could do is moon bounce.

by jasonje April 11, 2010

Warren Moon

Warren Moon was the star Quarterback for the Houston Oilers from 1984 to 1993. He is, without a doubt, the best Quarterback ever. Most people say Dan Marino... but only because they fail to add in Warren Moon's CFL day statistics to his total. If you do, you'll see that Moon is the superior quarterback.

Career Statistics:

Pass Attempts: 9205 (847 more than Marino)
Pass Completions: 5357 (390 more than Marino)
Pasing Yards: 70553 (9192 more than Marino)
Passing TD's: 435 (15 more than Marino)

Moon was just... better.

Warren Moon is better than Dan Marino. Deal with it.

by Overlord Hikash September 15, 2004