by Paddy2croydon November 22, 2021
by Barry Is Epic January 11, 2021
i met a slong monster last night
by cptsnowblow March 06, 2018
When you take a fat hit from a bong filled with milk and inhale the smoke through a cookie in your mouth
by Bro. Haley's is lit January 13, 2021
The lunch monster is the thing that lingers around hell hole office spaces. It’s the thing you blame when people go out to lunch and never return to work ever again.
Guy 1: Dude where is Jim?
Guy 2: He got eaten by the “lunch monster” two days ago, but that fucker had some decency this time and regurgitate him. He now works at the big shiny tower in the city and makes bank.
Guy 2: He got eaten by the “lunch monster” two days ago, but that fucker had some decency this time and regurgitate him. He now works at the big shiny tower in the city and makes bank.
by Phaedrus3rd August 27, 2019
Of or pertaining to eating abundant quantities of noodles or other food after prolonged binge drinking.
That girl was totally hott last night until I brought her back to my place and she noodle monstered all my food!
by gmansand October 29, 2010
1. To drink a Monster energy drink much too quickly to be any good for your health
2. To perform a sexual act similar to but not necessarily limited to "spanking the monkey"
3. To masturbate so hard that your dick feels like you slammed it against a monster
2. To perform a sexual act similar to but not necessarily limited to "spanking the monkey"
3. To masturbate so hard that your dick feels like you slammed it against a monster
by Smellins March 14, 2013