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Steve from minecraft

Tiny dick fella with thicc blocky bitches on his sides while he throws his tiny throbbing dick on a wet zombie while a creeper licks up the cum but always remember no homo 👌👣
Daddy needs steve from minecraft
by Steve the sause god April 16, 2019
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cursed minecraft

Cursed Minecraft is a trick used by many Minecraft you tubers (e.g Skeppy, Spifey, Zelkam ect) to get views easily.
Have you watched the video “Minecraft...but it’s cursed” ? It’s about cursed minecraft
by 14muffins May 17, 2020
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Hop on minecraft

Hop on minecraft is code for gay anal sex while using mainly using motor oil and bacon grease as lubricant
John:Do you want to hop on Minecraft

Joe:after my mom goes to bed
by Cock sucker123 July 11, 2022
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Super Minecraft Kid

Cringeprince of /r/fnafcringe:
A racist, foul-mouthed, homophobic, idiotic 11 (12 now) year old boy from 2015-2016 who says fuck, shit, and nigger a lot, thinks that Minecraft was the first 3D game ever made because of its pixelated visuals, that The Legend of Zelda and My Little Pony are ripoffs of Minecraft because in Zelda, you use a sword and explore, and My Little Pony because he saw a pickaxe in some fanart. He also plays Five Nights at Freddy's and Undertale, has a Windows XP computer pumped full of viruses (Bonzibuddy, desktop strippers, useless toolbars, etc). He made an animated (MSPaint slideshow) series about him wanting to kill his history teacher because he gave him an F. This got him grounded and his first channel deleted.
He even said that his penis is a millimeter long in one of his qna's. He also jacks off to Chica, one of the animatronics in Five Nights at Freddy's.
History Teacher: Please don't kill me, I have a lot to live for. I have a wife and kids.
Super Minecraft Kid: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING NIGGER! FUCKING I HATE FOR GIVING ME AN F ON MY FUCKING TEST, WHAT THE FUCK!!
by Pokedex #184 May 10, 2018
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Playing Minecraft

Stephen: Are we playing Minecraft tonight?
Lucas: Yeah did Jack get a new Bluetooth connector for his stylus? (Cartridge for dab pen)
by Midgets doing 34.5 December 23, 2018
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National Minecraft Wedding Day

On December 14 you marry anyone in minecraft. it can be your boyfriend, girlfriend or sidehoe. even your best friend!
I’m marrying William in minecraft today!

why?

because it’s national minecraft wedding day!
by Sp01ledM1lk December 11, 2020
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cracked minecraft servers

me: mom can i go into cracked minecraft servers
mom: no
by fasnfoiupgidfgifugf fuck November 17, 2020
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