Landed on the moon moment

In reference to the 1996 classic Dumb and Dumber, in which Lloyd Christmas, Jim Carrey, sees the news clipping the the 1969 lunar landing. Christmas then says, "No way. We've landed on the moon!"
Used to describe a moment when a person is completely ignorant of a major event.
Rachel had a Landed on the moon moment when she discovered that best friend had had several children.

"Talk about a Landed on the Moon Moment, I had no idea the U.S. had Invaded Iraq"
by Alfanzno September 15, 2007
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hunchback of notre fat-land

one who is generally over weight and has a giant FUPA...creating a hunch.
Wow...that girl is such a hunchback of notre fat-land. She has an ass in the front AND the back. Somebody just push her over.
by Sarah Claycamp September 04, 2005
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magic fairy unicorn land

A place where unicorns poop magic fairies and vampires and Harry Potter come to save everyone! Yeeeeee!
by girlwho'sdoneitwitheveryone March 05, 2012
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Polish landing strip

A female's bush that is not trimmed.
Her Polish landing strip makes it hard to find the good part.
by billthecat April 13, 2010
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someone who wear a lot of sweaters
Balls land menacingly on table just stepped in the room
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Land o Lakes High school

A sorry excuse for an institution of learning. Plagued with The Seasonal Flu, the November Sickness, senioritis, and Freshmen. The football team hasn't had a winning season since what seems like the Bush Administration. Junior thots block the halls in passing, freshmen screaming at lunch, and the Black Market run rampant. Never ending renovations, occasional fights, and juuling in the bathrooms makes this highschool the best in the area when compared to Sunlake}. Teachers are unable to teach, the food looks like the recycled waste of a vegan, the trophies are old and useless, and the Mellin Regime is eternal and ruthless. God can't save you if you go here. No one can.
Student 1: Where do you go to school?
Student 2: Land o Lakes High school
Student 1: *Slowly backs away and breaks into run*
by lolhs victim November 08, 2019
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Snort a line of coke to black metal, while simultaneously slitting your wrists, proceeding to wrap yourself in chains, while also putting barbed meathooks into your nipples, ending in giving your uncircumcised penis a blowjob.
Guy1:"Holy shit dude! This party is crazy!" Guy2:"Yea, look at that dude in the corner, he's giving himself a demonic Puerto Rican land mole!"
by HuskyTyphlosion May 31, 2017
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