shit stained thumb knuckle

Its when you wipe your ass after a particularly filthy dump and you get a shit stain your thumb knuckle.

I was pleased to finally get the key to the executive wash room, however Stan Phillips was not pleases to see that I had a shit stained thumb knuckle when I shook his hand at the share holder meeting.

by jim dandyy June 13, 2011

knuckle boner

Total looser. Jack Ass. worthless tit.

HOLY SHIT look at this Knuckle boner!

by Daniel ShaggyDog November 16, 2006

holy fuckles its knuckles

used to compliment a female partner's looks

*Karen walks into the room*
George: holy fuckles its knuckles

by kraiden December 9, 2017

peanut butter knuckle fuck

When another person, or animal, licks peanut butter off your balls while you jerk off.

Man, my girl gave me a peanut butter knuckle fuck last night.

by Britt Charnock March 6, 2017

Knuckle popping the ham door

Foreplay using your fingers to pleasure a female vagina

I was with my girl last night, knuckle popping the ham door & my Ma walked in.

by Greg Haun February 14, 2019

Three knuckle hook job

Insert three fingers anally, slightly past the middle knuckles; then bend the fingers and lift violently.

When I caught the whore going through my wallet; I gave her a three knuckle hook job on one end, grabbed her hair with the other hand and threw her ass outta the hotel room.

by NoFnNamesLeft June 9, 2009

Knuckle Dragging Swamp cunt

For that one special motherfucker who grinds your gears.

Ah, that bitch. That knuckle dragging swamp cunt.

by LaughingCrow May 25, 2018