Really nice person to be around. Doesn't take shit from anybody, and I love her, and she doesn't know it.
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by gms13 May 12, 2009
Get the KellyJohnson mug.A person (typically a man) who is completely unable to communicate feelings of any kind. Nothing's getting in, and nothing's getting out.
You think your boyfriend is emotionally retarded? I told Bob I loved him, and he started talking about pizza. He is an emotional Helen Keller.
by Emmo April 14, 2013
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It's origin comes from the old world Killarney(Irish) dialect for "Smokin' Hottie". It is also usually followed up by either "Hubba-Hubba" or "Damn". Not to be confused with "common" names for "common" people the lone "e" at the end sets this lass apart from all others.
by Dr. Duck February 3, 2010
Get the Kelle mug.The theory that if you build a Time Machine with a couple of friends and go back to the year 1950 and make a sex tape with Helen Keller, you could sell it in the present day for loads of money.
Guy: Hey lets go back in time and bang Helen Keller to make a few bucks.
Other Guy: Ya sure we need to build a Time Machine first and Dial in the correct year to get it right or else we can be cast in a vision less interpretation of the Time-Space continuum.
Guy: Yes you are right we have to be tip top at our math skills to do the Helen Keller Theory.
Other Guy: Ya sure we need to build a Time Machine first and Dial in the correct year to get it right or else we can be cast in a vision less interpretation of the Time-Space continuum.
Guy: Yes you are right we have to be tip top at our math skills to do the Helen Keller Theory.
by Somethingemo July 15, 2011
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Justin Y. : She is busy typing what she is gonna do, that's why.
Anthony B. : Why does she have to be the Hellen Keller 64 of our group?! We're getting murdered!
Justin Y. : She is busy typing what she is gonna do, that's why.
Anthony B. : Why does she have to be the Hellen Keller 64 of our group?! We're getting murdered!
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Boy1: I meet the girl of my dreams last night?
Boy2: What's she like?
Boy1: Let's just say, she is an Erin Kelley!!
Boy2: What's she like?
Boy1: Let's just say, she is an Erin Kelley!!
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