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JSM

JSM or Job Security Measure is used by IT professionals everywhere to ensure they don't become irrelevant. It was made famous by a particular IT professional in the late 80s when he foresaw the coming Cloud and realised the only way forward was to become extremely relevant. His resulting piece of work, JSM for People Who Haven't Got A. Clue, is the defining document on how to avoid becoming irrelevant. Many IT professionals the world over, with no time to waste investing in training and certification have often found this book on JSM to be the way out of being intelligent
That was a terrific JSM you deployed on the network, very smart.
My boss used a JSM to shore up the next three years of his career, very impressive work
Every time I hear someone has used a JSM, I want to find them, dunk them in a vat of oil, torch them till there is nothing left, then feed there JSM fuelled remains to a flock of seagulls high on acid
by honneamise March 9, 2020
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JSYK

"She's my side bitch jsyk"
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js

Im am not that pretty js
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jskdzs

Jskdzs is the result of smashing your head on the keyboard when you get very very angry, sped.
I died in fortnite. "JSKDZS"
by roguelineage September 4, 2020
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json conjecture

A postulation that the number of platonic forms being uncountable is the last falsifiable statement in mathematics.
Json conjecture = injecture.

If the number of json-conjectures (platonic forms) is proven to be uncountable; mathematics will have been proven real.
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json-conjecture

A postulation that the number of platonic forms being uncountable is the last falsifiable statement in mathematics.
Json-conjecture = injecture.

If the number of json-conjectures (platonic forms) is proven to be uncountable; mathematics will have been proven real.
by metawave September 6, 2020
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