National Italian Discrimination Day

October 10th Is National Italian Discrimination Day! Make fun of all your Italian friends!

Hey, did you hear it's National Italian Discrimination Day? Let's go make fun of Mikey!

by morgantownmountaineer October 9, 2021

Bedford Italian

An individual of Italian descent living in the UK who maintains the privileges of their Italian heritage whilst not being able to speak any fluent Italian.

“I'm tired of Bedford Italians driving up and down my street in their fiat punto blasting italian music when actually they have never lived there and cant speak the language.”

by Motierre October 24, 2022

Honorary Italian

Someone who is either not Italian by blood, or has little Italian blood, who was raised in an Italian family. Example, someone who was adopted into an Italian family.

Joey isn’t actually Italian, but we consider him an Honorary Italian

by hischransen December 21, 2022

artisan of the Italian trouser snake

master of blow jobs , hand jobs , and all other activity's that can be done with the male reproductive organ.

You are an artisan of the Italian trouser snake.

by Laceless Shoe January 4, 2011

low key italian

A guy from Italian decent, has the food, family values, the good hair, good looks, and the romance. A low key Italian is the perfect guy because they don't have the many girlfriends, they want a relationship, and he knows how to treat a woman.

You should definitely go out with him! He's a low key Italian!

by Heyitskk August 13, 2017

doing the italian

The action of eating someone out, like if they are eating pasta.

Slut 1: Yo, I heard that Marco was doing the Italian on you.
Slut 2: Yeah, it was amazing he ate me like pasta.

by Daddy_Boi June 4, 2018

The Old Italian

When you use papa johns garlic butter as anal lube for sexual intercourse

I gave the neighbor the old Italian after we finished our pizza

by Trashman May 31, 2019