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irish shocker

The Irish shocker is a difficult sex position that only the skilled can do. The things you will need are listed below.

1.) A female ginger (Red head)

2.) A cucumber

3.) A cup of strawberry lube
4.) A pint of beer
5.) For the final step a 9V. Battery.

Now in order to perform this hard task all things must be done in a certain order. Find a female ginger, have her drink the cup of lube (it's safe, it says strawberry flavor right?) give it an hour to sit. Then you lay her on doggy style, don't get your hopes up your not getting lucky yet, you grab the cucumber from your back pocket and stick it up her bum hole aggressively to fluffin her ginger soul. (Best result for tight soul hole.) Here comes the next step. Have her stand with cucumber still in her butt hole, get in reverse cowgirl and before she puts it in stick the 9V. Battery in. Gently push the battery in with the tip until it can not be retrieved. Leave both in until she cums. Once she cums she shall be shocked, and the cucumber shall be cooked. Eat the cucumber and drink your beer after the great feat you accomplished.
"Jessica's ginger ass under cooked my cucumber after all the effort of the Irish shocker"
by Irish daddy love May 23, 2016
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The Irish Anti-Pakistan League ambushed them while they threw stones around.
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She poured me a killer drink. She has an Irish elbow.
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Erin is the girl I've been waiting for; I met her 5 minutes ago and she is letting me blow a load on her face. What an Irish Plow Whore!
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An Irish BJ or Irish Beej is a blow job given in a nightclub. The origins of the term are believed to be derived from Mexico where the Irish on the winter solstice are believed to periodically participate in this tradition.
1: How did you go last night mate?
2: Oh not too bad, I got an Irish BJ
1: Under the table?
2: Yep, happy days.
by Strupptologist May 2, 2010
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