Irish Weekday

11am - 2pm

Has anyone seen Bill? It's 2pm, did he take an Irish weekday?

by Boneasaurus March 2, 2014

Irish Threesome

Having sex with two girls within a 3 day period.

Cody got his penis chopped off when Verna found out he had an Irish Threesome with her and Laura.

by Jp3 July 22, 2014

Irish Torque Wrench

Hammer

I,m just going to fix the fence, have you seen the Irish torque wrench love?

by Henchy October 17, 2009

irish blanket

When one is kept warm solely due to drunkenness, it is said that they are wearing an Irish Blanket.

"God it's so fucking cold"

"I dunno man, I feel fine"

"Yeah dude, that's cause you're so drunk you're wearing an Irish Blanket"

by GStrike February 17, 2014

Irish Pickle

A crazy situation that you, or someone else is currently in. The situation does not have a solution, it simply is what it is and the consequences will follow.

Person 1 " yo Danny got caught with 3 ounces of pot by the cops"

Person 2 " that quite a fucking Irish Pickle Danny got himself into"

by bigalo22 July 13, 2016

Irish abortion

Binge drinking until you miscarry, as Irish women are forced to do because of their Catholic government.

"Ugh, I think I'm pregnant. Glad it's St. Paddy's; no one will know I'm giving myself an Irish abortion tonight."

by annies__boobs April 24, 2014

Irish Penny Flute

Noun. Penis

Lauren if you would like to stay after class I will show you my Irish Penny flute.

by bigdumbweasel March 14, 2014