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1. A mantra for when you either:
- reach the point when you've tried your best and all you can do is pray and hope for the best
- decide that the situation is so dire or out of your control that all you can do is hope and pray for the best
- feel so tired or apathetic you decide you might as well wing it
2. An exclamation for when said tactics pulls you through a difficult situation.
3. A lifestyle abiding by said principle.
- reach the point when you've tried your best and all you can do is pray and hope for the best
- decide that the situation is so dire or out of your control that all you can do is hope and pray for the best
- feel so tired or apathetic you decide you might as well wing it
2. An exclamation for when said tactics pulls you through a difficult situation.
3. A lifestyle abiding by said principle.
A: How are you so relaxed before the big game?
B: I'm a vibes and Inshallah merchant. You should try it sometime.
A: Pulled an all-nighter last night.
B: Oh yeah?
A: Yep. Not sure I remember much but it's vibes and Inshallah at this point.
B: God help us all.
Graduation this summer, baby! Vibes and Inshallah!!!
B: I'm a vibes and Inshallah merchant. You should try it sometime.
A: Pulled an all-nighter last night.
B: Oh yeah?
A: Yep. Not sure I remember much but it's vibes and Inshallah at this point.
B: God help us all.
Graduation this summer, baby! Vibes and Inshallah!!!
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Get the We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities. mug.7/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB! PEWDIEPIE DID 7/11! GAMERS ARE THE TRUE TERRORISTS! DON'T LET THE METAVERSE GOVERNMENT FOOL YOU!
Johnny: "Oh, hi, Mark, did you know 7/11 was an inside job?"
*Johnny then suddenly commits suicide, 5 bullet holes are found on the back of his head.*
*Johnny then suddenly commits suicide, 5 bullet holes are found on the back of his head.*
by KyBer Leger March 7, 2022
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