thats my heart

Someone special to someone

THATS MY HEART.. HES ALWAYS THERE FOR ME.

by Adc. January 7, 2023

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My Heart Is Cold

Hi - my name is Vlad
you might say that I am bad.
But really I’m quite nice

if you look into my eyes
Angry and calm
patient and eager
Maybe not an emperor but
a top notch leader
Just kidding - I’m the best.
I am the dj, I don’t dance
The beat is mine, the tune is mine.
I’m cool – I am ice
I roll the dice.

My heart is, COLD
my moves are, BOLD
never get, OLD

I save the – WORLD

Did you know? I save reporter from tiger attack
I drive Formula One car on the race track
I test long Bridge with truck, I fight jiu jitsu with one hand on my back.
I hit the puck, I make ice crack, I never pull back and never slack, I am cold like Jack

I love the Beatles, from london to ostankino tower
Strawberry fields, forever – forever in power
Ja Geroi,
If want this track live b**ch, I will play in Bol’shoi,

I love my haters, I keep them close when they strive,
From the bottom of my heart I wish they’re safe and alive.
Our plains are endless, our men are strong versuri.us
We have beautiful women and, i tell you, they’re never wrong

I… love my transformers(voice off LGBTQprst), they are very tender,
Putting their carrots in blenders,
inventing new genders.

My heart is COLD, my moves are BOLD
Never get OLD. I save the WORLD.

Person 1: Bad History: Putin
Person 2: My Heart Is Cold
Person 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8 in a choir: BAAAAAALLLLLLLLLSSS

by Zingle Zimbabwean May 6, 2023

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heart rate shy

Someone that isn't confortable with their own heart rate. Scared of looking like a toc because of their unreasonably high resting heart rate.

"Hey Frank, what's your heart rate?"

"Nah fam, it's way too high I don't wanna show it to you. I'm heart rate shy bro"

by nabanane February 6, 2020

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back hole of a heart

The backhole of a heart is a large, valveless vein (aka the superior vena cava or SVC) that conveys deoxygenated blood from the upper half of the body and returns it to the right atrium. The SVC may experience a breakphase where the heart quiets down in order to expell any excess waste. This waste makes the back hole very slippery, thus making it perfect for heartanal.

"I feel like the back hole of my heart was about to burst last night... he was just so big..."

"..um, what is the back hole of a heart?"

"oh you poor thing.. you've been missing out! I can ask my friend, he'll show you. ehehe."
"uhh alright i guess?"

by IcedCoffeeBaconOil November 24, 2019

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