by Eric D Brown Jr 10251990 March 14, 2017
Chelsey is the name homie hopping is the game! Catch the bitch in a truck looking for another fuck.
Never forget in your life sherbet!
Never forget in your life sherbet!
by Fuckdahooker May 11, 2023
National Bang Your Homie Day is a purported event where individuals engage in sexual activities with their best friend(s), regardless of the nature of the encounter, be it oral or anal sex. The premise suggests that such acts are exempt from being labeled as homosexual due to the occasion being recognized as National Bang Your Homie Day. However, it's important to note that this notion perpetuates harmful stereotypes and disregards the complexities of sexual orientation and consent. This national event occurs on March 11th every year.
Yo bro did you know its March 11th?
Whats on March 11th?
Bro its National Bang Your Homie Day!
What's that?
Where we can have sex and it wouldn't be gay since its National Bang Your Homie Day!
Fuck yes, my love! I can't wait to have you deep in my guts with your deep strokes..
Yes, baby. I've been wanting to get into that tight bootyhole for a long time. Come on, lets get into that bedroom.
*2 years later, They are dating*
The End
Whats on March 11th?
Bro its National Bang Your Homie Day!
What's that?
Where we can have sex and it wouldn't be gay since its National Bang Your Homie Day!
Fuck yes, my love! I can't wait to have you deep in my guts with your deep strokes..
Yes, baby. I've been wanting to get into that tight bootyhole for a long time. Come on, lets get into that bedroom.
*2 years later, They are dating*
The End
by nunya BUISNESS 💯 March 10, 2024
Smack the homies ass day: Smak the homies ass day is a day on november 29th where it is legal and socially acceptable to smack your freinds ass angrily at any time.
by bungerwithmayoandcheese February 16, 2024
Can’t decide which of you gets to go to the bathroom first? With the homie dumper you don’t have to worry about it. The homie dumper is a new innovative system where your friend sits on the toilet and takes a shit while you sit facing him, with your legs wrapped around him and shit through his legs into the toilet or the other way around. Never lose friends again over who gets the first shit!
“If you won’t let me use the bathroom first, let’s just take a homie dumper and be back out quicker!”
by Shitheadmaker November 12, 2017
National cum on your homie’s face day is a day when you can bust a load on your homies face without it being gay.
by homiefucker December 12, 2023
Wow john did u see carls cock! That shit was hot!
I am so glad its National show the homies your cock day!
I am so glad its National show the homies your cock day!
by nowomenonlydudes May 19, 2022