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sheriff of rusty bullet hole county

A very big gay lord
You are such a bender, you are the sheriff of rusty bullet hole county
by urban insults June 9, 2011
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Iron Deficient A-Hole

Despite having a pleasant lifestyle compared to most (two iPhones, their own car, an education, food on the table, etc), IDA-Hs always finds something to complain about. Whether it be how they haven't eaten all day despite attending three different restaurants or how their friends are horrible people when they are only trying to help them, there is always something to be upset over.

They are also never accountable for anything. The reason they broke up with an abusive fling? It's their mother and best friend's fault, not theirs. Depression? An iron deficiency. A friend's bout of domestic abuse after a series of mutual nasty texts? It was one-sided, and the friend is the only one responsible for the heinous words.

These creatures also desire as much attention as possible. Known for being more attractive than most beings, they constantly deny their beauty around others, desiring to attract attention from the present company. They also love playing with their best friend's emotions, and they believe ignoring their friends' pleas for them to get therapy will win over their love.

Never drink with IDA-Hs, either, as they will only take two shots, shout about how "drunk" they are, vomit all over the bathroom at five in the morning, expecting everyone else to clean it up, then pretend to be incredibly hungover the next day, hoping others will take care of them.

These people must be avoided at all costs. Even conversing with them is playing with fire.
Friend1: Hey! Party tonight at Maggie's! A lot of booze will be there! Want to come?
Friend2: Will Iron Deficient A-Hole be there? If so, I'm not cleaning the bathroom like last time.
Friend1: Of course not!
Friend2: Awwwwwwwwww yeahhhhh. See you later tonight, bro! Wu-Tang4eva!
by WuTang4evabroseph July 7, 2011
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punching a hole in the chocolate bar

An act in which a male (or any female with a strap on) participant uses one's penis to "punch" a hole through a solid product of defecation, effectively stimulating one sexually. Please note that the "chocolate bar" must be hard on the outside, but chewy on the inside, to be truly considered usable in the term "punching the chocolate bar."
guy1: hey, I just shoved my penis into a hardened turd.
guy2: Been punching a hole the chocolate bar , have you?
guy1: Can't help but be punching a hole in the chocolate bar.
by strangefetishes November 15, 2013
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one eyed worm hole

A one eyed worm hole is a never ending vagina that just seems to go on forever into the deep abyss.
"I was rooting this chick the other day, and my dick got lost in her never ending one eyed worm hole. I felt as though my entire body was being sucked into the vortex that was her one eyed worm hole".
by Mad-dawg July 4, 2014
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dirty ant hole

the act of shoving ones penis up your partners asshole while they are pooping. This action can be Homo and heterosexual.
by the ant master October 25, 2014
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Marinate the booty hole

To warm or massage the booty hole before eating it out like groceries
I need you marinate the booty hole first then we can do it
by Poopnpee May 11, 2016
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Cat in a pie hole

Two females having anal sex using strap on devices
I had amazing cat in a pie hole with ____
by Snarf is a cat October 15, 2016
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