Golden knights

When you play hockey and after the game all the dudes surround the worst player in the showers. Then begin to piss on them while screaming "This is hockey!!!"

"Dude he made a bad pass and lost the game." " Well I guess hes getting the Golden Knights"

by Dong slinger November 22, 2016

Golden Donkey

When a man urinates in a woman's mouth, shits in a woman's mouth, and cums in a woman's mouth, and then turns around and kicks her with his two legs like a donkey to make her spit it up.

Man I gave her a golden donkey that was so good she asked for another

by TDY231 January 13, 2009

The Golden Rivet

The Golden Rivet is the name of a gay bar in San Francisco, named after the mythical Golden Rivet in the bow of warships. Young male newbies are taken to see it, and when they bend over to see it, they're pantsed and fucked in their bung-hole.

I went to The Golden Rivet when I was an under-age teenager, and some dudes took me to the back room and showed me The Golden Rivet!

by eda-skip October 12, 2021

Golden Eagle

On August 17th, 1936 the Anheuser-Busch brewing company created the first canned beer. It came in a golden can and abandoned the A-B logo with the A & Eagle logo, a red circle with black eagle claw lines. Recently Anheuser-Busch returned this legendary beer to the market with its packaging basically intact. It is crisp and rich and possesses one of the highest chugability factors known to man.

"This one time I downed a Golden Eagle in 3 seconds."

by Uriah April 26, 2005

golden u-haul

The equivalent to a sugar mamma in the lesbian community. The reference to u-haul, as applied to lesbian slang, is already defined in this dictionary.

In a conversation between two lesbians, Lindsay would say, "I don't think Rosie O'Donnell is that attractive." Kim responds, "I don't either, but I'd date her because I'm broke and she's a golden u-haul."

by Mike Solidum June 29, 2007

golden shandy

derivative of golden shower with added lemonade

customer 'could I have a Golden Shandy please'
bar person - widdles on you while simultaneously dousing your nether regions with R Whites

by Jo Brannon and James Goodchild July 10, 2006

goldnads

A reproductive gland (ovary or testis) that produces germ cells (gametes), that work seductively and effectively on the opposite sex. People with this usually are gorgeous Sexgods. Usually blinds the normal eyes with its gloryness, can only be visually apreciated by a person who possess this same trait. Everybody loves and wants them.

He kept me up all night long! He must have goldnads.
Ruben has goldnads -Mariana

by Rudegud May 5, 2009