power goblin

"Spamton G. Spamton is a total power goblin"
by spamton g spamton December 07, 2021
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more goblins, more fun

Often thought of as the most fun creature, more goblins, more fun is thought to describe the amount of fun a large quantity of goblins are.
"Man, there is so many goblins in here."
"More goblins, more fun"
by trollking63 November 29, 2022
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Grammar Goblin

That one member of your DND party thats always correcting the party or the dm
PC: I'd like to use magic missile
GG: Actually you cant USE magic missile, you cast it
PC: Gee thanks you grammar goblin
by Chedder-cheese May 31, 2022
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Croch Goblin

A subject of which a human has pushed from their nether regions.
I hate croch goblins... they just ruin everything.
That's her croch goblin.
My parents want me to have croch goblins. I will cry.
by Local whore October 16, 2022
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Crotch goblins

The goblins that live in your crotch.
Hey bro, I got bad news, I got dem crotch goblins.
by Willie Smielish April 07, 2020
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crotch goblin

A word referring to children or babies.

A word used by incels, usually on reddit.

They hate children because they can't have them or are generally a terrible person.
From Childfree subreddit: "Those breeders take it very personally when you call their semen demons or crotch goblins anything besides a perfect angel from heaven."
by Дecca September 28, 2023
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Crotch Goblin

Fruit from the loins of people with no fucking parenting skills, aka children. They typically appear feral with no apparent parental supervision. They lack discipline, respect, self awareness or basic education. They can typically be found in Walmart, Target and ER waiting rooms. Pajama and slipper wearing parents may or may not be found in the general vicinity.
Who does this feral crotch goblin belong to? It just opened a pack of sweets in the grocery store without paying for it. Where are the parents?
by Samesamebutdifferent78 May 20, 2025
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