mean baby goblin

A younger brother who feeds on your leftovers

The mean baby goblin that lives in my house ate my donuts and drank my pepsi

by BubbyCat21 October 2, 2020

toilet goblin

a toilet goblin is a small child or pet that likes to follow you to the bathroom and sit next to or on your legs/feet wile you poop

ugh must you follow me *pet's name* i'm just taking a crap. i don't need an audience quit being such a toilet goblin

by bananabean 1957 April 26, 2021

Nob Goblin

Anyone who sucks dick for drugs.

Sorry bro but your girlfriend is a Nob Goblin

by M£@t-H@mm£r January 20, 2019

Vape Goblin

A nicotine addict who is constantly hiding in the bathroom (most likely in a high-school or office building) asking passerbys if they can hit their vape.

Guy 1: bro, did you see brooks earlier, he was in the bathroom trying to hit my vape.
Guy 2: bro, he's such a vape goblin.

by Good-day166 September 12, 2022

Floor Goblin

Someone who lies or sits on the floor with disregard for chairs, couches, and the social expectations of their peers.

Person 1: Why are you lying there on the floor?
Person 2: I'm just being a floor goblin

by ezfe December 28, 2023

Goblin-shoes

Instead of saying ‘god bless you’ when someone sneezes, say ‘goblin-shoes’. Goblins are just as fairy tale like and made up as god is, so have a little fun when someone sneezes.

Somebody: *SNEEZE*
You: Goblin-shoes! (Instead of bless you or god bless you)

by Oakleigh’s January 16, 2022

Hog Goblin

Is when she keep poppin up jus to constantly fuck a nigga in other words obsessive side hoe

Nig 1: I got a problem my nigga the chick I bang the other night won't stop hmu I get sick of hog goblins my nig she still here

Nig 2: now she won't leave yo black ass my nig?

Nig 1: yezir

Nig 2: damn!

by Skywalker 94 July 24, 2019