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Pepe the Love Goat

Suave goat that lives in a Buick Invicta with El Puko.
Might be from Bolivia.
Gets more ass than a toilet seat.
You don't stand a chance in hell with that nubile, you ain't fucking Pepe the Love Goat, cholo!
by Alex Trebec August 23, 2007
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Old Goat Nuts

An affectionate and debatably romantic name for your husband of many years when you are hoping to initiate sex.
After lunch let’s go take a little nap, my dearest Old Goat Nuts!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2020
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Touch my goat

Australian slang for totes ma goat meaning totally, often used at bush doofs.
Wanna head back to camp and have a tube?”
Touch my goat! Let’s go!”
by Touch my goat July 2, 2019
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slippery billy goat

When a man covers himself in "I cant believe its not butter" runs on a tile floor and rams his dick into the female. Much like a billy goat would ran its horns,
Billy S needed to go to the hospital after a rough slippery billy goat
by Dyl Ketz April 6, 2014
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Paving the goat path

Taking an existing process and trying to improve upon or retrofit it with a something new. Especially relevant when the existing process is not the best solution and starting from scratch without any constraints would be better.
I would like to rewrite the application using an updated framework and workflow instead of simply paving the goat path.
by Mike Josephson June 18, 2008
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baptising a billy goat

The phrase "baptising a billy goat" is a phrase used mostly in the Southeast part of the United States. It is used to describe a useless activity that will produce no meaningful results. It is often concluded with the phrase "It's trouble for nothing."
John got caught red-handed with his bestfriend's girlfriend. Trying to convince his friend that he didn't mean anything by it was like "baptising a billy goat. It was trouble for nothing.
Or
Trying to get Dick Cheney to join the ACLU would be like baptising a billy goat. It's trouble for nothing.
by Bubba Hussein Ledbetter May 20, 2009
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Goat Ass Nigga

Someone who is a savage in life and approaches everything with reckless abandon
That dude did so much blow and smashed all that ass, he must be a Goat Ass Nigga
by Hella Goat June 22, 2017
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