Goat Rider

An individual that fucks the shit out of goats.

"Damn dude did you know Matt is a real Goat Rider"

by Red444 September 29, 2018

GOAT

MESSI.

Messi is the GOAT.

by MessiLionel September 24, 2020

silly goat head

a person who is silly and has a goat head.

you silly goat head u eat all the cheeses!

by amanda June 2, 2003

Goat

A goat is a meth pipe. A bubble pipe or whatever you may use to smoke shards.

Hey Scottie pass me the goat!
Where's the fuckin goat at?
Load the goat!

by HAWKSFAN24 December 4, 2013

Goat dinner

A hodge podge of food in a single person's fridge, cabinets and freezer that do not make a complete meal. One is usually forced to combine several items of food that do not match in an attempt to avoid a trip to the grocery store. Items are usually eaten separately so as to not upset the stomach. Goat dinners most often are made entirely of carbs and processed foods.

(looking into cabinet) Looks like it's going to be goat dinner night. I'll start off with some ramen, this can of green beans, last Saturday's leftover pizza and finish with this twinkie that's been in the cabinet for a year.

by jackiedax May 13, 2011

Goat Cheese Hoagie

The gayest sexual maneuver possible. Often resulting in trauma to the eyes and face.

Coined by Adam Carolla while describing his experiences on Celebrity Apprentice. Clay Aiken may have been involved.

"After an extended Rusty Trombone, he gave me the ol' Goat Cheese Hoagie and fractured my orbital socket."

by Dollerhide November 1, 2012

goat hairs

Shitty singular hairs on your chin that are annoying as fuck.

I fucking hate goat hairs man.

by Fech1990 August 23, 2015