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Wet Garden

Synonym for vagina. Can be used to replace some of those filthy words so that you can talk about vagina anywhere and at any time. Typically used to explain why one was late or why one can't make a certain event.
I'm sorry I couldn't make the party, I was tending to my wife's wet garden.

I missed the funeral, I was knees deep in my wife's wet garden all afternoon.

I would have came to the barmitzvah had I not been digging in the wet garden.

I wonder what an alien's wet garden looks like. Probably slimy.

He had to make an appointment for the clinic, he caught something working in the wet garden without a glove on.

My wet garden needs tending to, it's starting to dry up.
by NastyNally April 22, 2011
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Crimson Garden

by UuUrbanDuder May 14, 2013
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churchill gardens

Place where single unemployed mothers chat shit in plaugrounds and 12year old boys go "yo blud u wanna zoot" and 13year old girls mistake belts for trousers.
Men think their big when only thing big is their stupid ego
Dont mess fam im from churchill gardens
by suckmytoesbitch June 3, 2014
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guerilla gardening

The act of illegally planting on empty lots to grow food for the community. This may be done publically as an act of defiance or in secret as a silent movement.
"Woah look an empty lot, we should totally do drugs there!"
"Naw, man we gonna do some guerilla gardening up in here!"
by theotherguyy November 17, 2014
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Guerrilla Gardening

Taking over an empty lot and planting a garden for the good of the community. Technically illegal.
He got arrested for guerrilla gardening. All he did was plant a carrot.
by fndsociety November 17, 2014
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guerilla gardening

When government owned land is forcefully taken by a the people and turned into a community garden in which members of the community claim small plots and bust their ass to cultivate land for public benefit. This results in more community involvement and creates a sense of empowerment among the community members.
In Roxbury, Massachusetts, the community claimed a plot of land to start a garden by guerilla gardening.
by FoodAndSoc November 17, 2014
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Sex & Gender

Sex is a term used to describe one's birth genitals. Gender is a social construct based on social cues and trends. Transgender individuals are their gender because society has set rules for male and female people. People are born different and sometimes wrong, this is how they are.
P1: What is your Sex & Gender?
P2: Oh my sex is male and my gender is female.
P1: Ok.
by RealWafflepancakes August 19, 2021
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