Goose

Hjonk

Person 1: dude you see that goose over there
Person 2: yeah
Goose: HJONK

by Dovekinz March 30, 2020

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just Speed run my Goose Puncher

when a female wants fast oral

"im so horny, just speed run my goose puncher steve"

by uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhlol February 24, 2021

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Slam goose

To give crazy oral sex on a dick

Jake: Bro how was Stacy last night?
Chad: She was so good bro, she could slam goose all night

by Gooseslammer January 25, 2025

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Stupid Goose

when someone does something or say something dumb

look at Hayroon! He’s a stupid goose

by the3sillygooses March 17, 2019

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You know how fucking annoying a fucking goose is? You know how you can't get rid of herpes? Now imagine an orney, foul fowl with a bad case of distemper and covered in puss filled herpes sores. That won't go away, that will attach you and thus transmit the goose herpes to you. As your body slowly succumbs to the ravages of disease your hunger for bits of bread only increases along with your hatred of all mankind. Soon the transformation will be complete and you shall know unbounded hatred! HONK!

Damn, that bitch fucking nasty, I wouldn't fuck her with your dick.

Shit, at least she doesn't have goose herpes like your mom.

by Maxwell Haus August 26, 2020

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