February -0th

February -0th is national 'Noclip Day'. Everyone on February -0th has to noclip. Too bad humanity hasn't vanished yet. This is because the event cannot occur due to it being on the -0th day in February.

Person 1: "Hey guys, it's February -0th. You know what that means!"

by The Guy Stuck in Level Eleven November 3, 2022

February 20

National annoy your friend day

“Hey man it’s February 20 you know what that means”
“Time to annoy each other

by FIVE GUYS gc November 5, 2022

February 31

Literally just the 31st day of Fe...wait whaaa????

Crush:Wanna go out?
Random:YESS!!! When?
Crush:Maybe in February 31?
Random:oMg can't wai-HOLD UP

by cheya69420 November 12, 2022

February 7

Kiss your gf day! Kiss your gf on the lips on this very special day so don’t miss out and be a pussy.

Gf 1: kiss me cus it’s February 7
Gf 2: alr

by K3lsey_ February 3, 2023

February 4th

NATIONAL HAILEE DAY

-Guess what day it is?
-February 4th?
-NO ITS HAILEE DAY!!

by PEEPOCLAP34819y792 February 3, 2023

February 8th

Throw your short friend out of the window day! Especially if their name begins with a S!

Lob that short ass out of the window it’s February 8th!

by Vikstar456 February 8, 2023

february 14th

National JIGSAW day. The day where you stream JIGSAW by Dojo Dog and get slutty as if your life depends on it.

Friend 1: "Hey, What day is it"
Friend 2: "February 14th"
Friend 1: " Guess I got to shake some ass in the strip club to JIGSAW then!"

by WET4AUDIO February 13, 2023