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Black Kid has the mf key ... is a great bf . He loves women , women love him in fact any women must be lucky enough to be with this guy because he is mf picky and uh loves cheesecake . Yea dat way!
Guy: Freddy P got the muhhfuckin key
Girl: Fredrick P is bae
by MacDaddyPimpin23 March 15, 2017
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fred

Fred was once a simple boy, not wanting much more than a bunch of friends to hang around with. Fred was so obsessed with wanting more friends, that he started to buy them from other people!

Once Fred had noticed that he'd gained a vast collection of friends (most of them he'd purchased, but don't hurt his feelings by telling him), he came up with a great scheme for making money from his friends.

After a while, the prospect of raking in some shekels had gone to Fred's head, and inflated his ego to a preposterous size. Soon Fred started to believe that he had power over his friends, and thus started removing the friends that didn't follow him around like some sullen sheep.

Now Fred has nothing but a handful of friends left, but retains his ego; it's quite sad really.
Fred: Hey friend!
Man: Dude you bought me how dare you call me that
by salad bar ho April 1, 2017
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Fred

Extremely weird, with few to no one that considers him a friend. Is often caught using outdated terms such as noob and cringe.
That Fred kid is cringe as fuck
by TwoToSeven April 8, 2017
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Fred

Some kid that thinks hes good and buys awp every round, usually ends up giving enemy team awp... Blessing to verse him but if you end up on his team abandon...
by AsianTec April 22, 2017
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Fred

"Goodbye my fred"
by Saadane June 25, 2017
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Fred

Someone who attempts a trip to Mount Everest and turns around in defeat at the base of the mountain.
My buddy pulled a fred on me at the bottom of Mount Everest.
by WPG WEI August 24, 2017
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Fred

Damn Fred
by Jejejerjtjjs August 25, 2017
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