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Foresty Landscape

Ted: Wasnt Susie looking hot tonight?
Bill: Nah...her bikini line needed sorting out, there was a Foresty Landscape going on down there!!
Ted: Nice
by Mad Frankie Fish December 8, 2012
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Foresleeve

Getting your Johnson tattooed as a full sleeve, so chicks think you are dangerous and know you can handle pain. Unleashing your foresleeve on a chick is the ultimate aphrodisiac. It’s like driving a motorcycle and being in a band at the same time.
That girl is a freak, I can’t wait to tell her I have a foresleeve and I’m a badass, as she’ll be on the bone throne in minutes once she hears that.
by zWolf June 25, 2012
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Farmster

one who sees the population shifting back to urban dwelling and, therefore, invests in inner city commercial & multi-family real estate or urban infill because it's a very cool thing to do. In farming urban real estate, he/she tends to watch it grow and he/she likes it because he's/she's smart and he/she likes making money without having to actually work for it himself/herself. He/she also likes driving past his/her holdings and saying to their friends/parents/children "See, we own that".

The farmster, though somewhat ahead of his/her peers financially, maintains a rather humble demeanor. (May also own Berkshire Hathaway Class B shares that he/she got for his/her bar/bat mitzvah or 21st birthday...in other words, not rich, but respectable).

NOT to be mistaken for a farmer with a hipster vibe. EVER.
"Jason thinks he's all that now that he's a farmster. He's totally into San Francisco multi-family."
by CapitalFarmsters.com October 13, 2013
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Forest Rock

A derogatory term used when talking about new wave of Black Metal (namely American bands) remarking shift in lyrical themes from death and darkness to nature and loneliness, and improving the quality of production. Used mostly by Black Metal purists so they can distant themselves from people the consider "untrue".
Person 1: Been listening to some Black Metal recently?
Person 2: Yeah, found out Agalloch, and absolutely love them.
Person 1: Man, I asked you about Black Metal, not Forest Rock.
by chaseme2thesky December 14, 2014
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Fordsop

Someone with multiple characteristics that need to be listed in rhymes to adequately be described
Fordsop: Pretty much you're a Buddha with hair, you simply don't care, you shed tears of joy and don't play around with these silly boys, who enjoy hoes but that's just how it goes you're as cold as the wind blows and your emotions never show. Yo.
by AHY February 23, 2015
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forest squad

A boss Squad that even Black Jebus himself couldn't contain.
A squad made of pure glory
Oh my gosh that squad is nothing compared to forest squad
by DOGE_69 April 3, 2015
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forest boy

An overly hairy fuckboy that like dick in his but
by Johnnycacc September 16, 2015
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