Blackening the dog's face

The act of pooing and then wiping the remaining excrement away with puppy embossed toilet paper.

Sam: "I love blackening the dog's face, it wipes the smirk right off him."

by Weeagnus December 14, 2009

Waste of a face

Someone who is hot, but also a jerk.

Deb: Wow that guy is a 10, it's too bad he's punching his own grandma.

Rose: Yeah that guy is a really waste of a face.

by MollDoll87 July 18, 2010

gay cat face

An extreme version of 'gay face' in which the person's face shares some similar features to that of cat. For example, gay cat face is associated with very pronounced cheek bones and an upturned nose.

"That guy is totally hot, except that not only does he have gay face, he kind of has gay cat face."

by cjh May 5, 2013

bitch whore cunt face

A woman, usually blonde, who is just generally the female form of satan.

I saw bitch whore cunt face being up babies at the mall today.

by peepeepants03 February 5, 2015

Tie-in-the-face with a cherry on top

Occurs when you're on the rag and giving a guy who's wearing a tie a blow-job. Just before he shoots his load, you reach up and forcibly yank his head downwards so he jizzes in his own face. As he blinks in shock and awe at you, you grab your tampon string and pull it out swiftly, daubing his forehead with a bloody bindi.

I was mad-horny on Monday morning so I invited that hot bald guy from the mailroom into the executive bathroom and gave him a tie-in-the-face with a cherry on top.

by Kiki-jai August 29, 2014

Youth Pastor Face

A young, usually white male, whose face reminds you of your childhood youth pastor. More specifically, hairless, manicured eye brows, rosy cheeks, tight skin on the face. Loves him some Jesus

I always left-swipe a youth pastor face.

by Tanya Cocoabutter March 13, 2015

resting happy face

a person, usually a man, who naturally looks happy when his face is expressionless, without meaning to.

Gary is such a creeper. Nah, he's just got resting happy face.

by manwithanorangeforahead September 21, 2015