chunk a deuce

A term used by people from Texas meaning to sip on promethazine mixed with sprite or any other soft drink

Mayn when I chunk a deuce of that promethazine it has a nigga leanin

by lil Tex November 9, 2006

Deuce

a form of sayiing goodbye. . as in one..

aight im out. deuce !

by lee July 20, 2003

Deuce

An odd little guy with a tiki mask from the JerkCity comics. He is a lot like Pants, but not quite as obsessed with dick-sucking. Funny as hell, though.

Pants: T DEUCE I WILL BE YOUR ATTORNEY

Deuce: T PANTS NO

by Natasha January 17, 2004

throw the deuce

to take a shit

I always seem to throw the deuce after lunch.

by AMVC May 14, 2009

Dorcent

Very decent

Dave: That gathering was dorrrcenttt!

Sean: yes it was very decent my friend.

Dave: That gathering was dorcent!

Sean: yes it was very decent my friend.

by DAVECALDER13 April 1, 2009

Douch Monger

A person who is not only a total douch, but a complete tool who wears abercrombie and fitch polos tucked into their white shorts, slicks their hair back with hair gel, and wear visors like they were brought to the future from the late 90's

Man, that dudes such a douch monger, I just want to take his visor and punch him in the mouth

by JimmyNuetronBoyGenius September 20, 2009

deuce at the prom

the act of giving birth to an unexpected pregnancy; when one thinks they have food poisoning or another bowel related illness, but they are in-fact pregnant.

Dude, I thought I had food poisoning but it was actually a deuce at the prom, I named her Maddyson.

by Vageena Swartz July 5, 2011