Double dicked

When a man is having sex with 2 women ( cheating on 2 women )

Woman 1:"John you double dicked Bastard"
Woman 2:" yeah john, what the hell is wrong with you I thought you loved me"
John: " firstly I want a divorce, secondly fuck you all"

by Mr Poopy But Hole June 24, 2017

double dutch

Two Dutch people, usually men, smiling at one camera exactly 50 feet away. More than likely, pimping bling bling.

If there was ever two things in this world I didn't like, one would be the Dutch and two would be the Dutch double dutching.

by Doco The Magic Dragon and Larry September 7, 2003

double diddely

another word for awesome or amazing.

I had a double diddely day! (gay right?)...but it works!

by Stacy... November 10, 2008

double dip chocolate stick

male african american gives anal to mouth and back to anal

my boy Tejon got that chick naked & gave her a double dip chocolate stick

by craig bergen April 13, 2008

double decker

One set of tits on top of another.

I thought that girl had a double decker but it turns out the bottoms were implants.

by whycan'tibeblank March 29, 2009

double dipped and scratched

1>to describe an embarassment beyond the realm of embarassment. yet humorous enough for all to laugh.
2>To describe a joke that countered another joke

jackie says: Damn that dude always Tryin to be hard; julie says: Yea he has to be hard in some place, otherwise he just gonna be plain soft jessie says: Hes been double dipped and scratched, all laughed.

by LostMinD January 26, 2009

double dozier

a person who acts like a slave because they like the feeling of being controlled by others better than them.

Andrew: double dozier garf and double dozier paolo go downstairs get me some apple juice then bring it up here, thank me for giving you the honor of handing juice to me and then jus lick my dick for a few hours

paolo & garf: yes master

paolo: im dr.love master

Andrew:shutup Bitch i aint ask u dat

by MILLI2291 May 7, 2009