Diaper Spatula

A spatula made for flinging poop

Lets go to a diaper spatula contest today

by ThatDudeInTheCorner October 16, 2017

disperple

to scatter or sprinkle

I like to disperple nuts on the ground for the squirrels.

by Mr. Genius boy December 3, 2017

dipped bananna

when someone puts their penis is ones anus and the person being penetrated shits on the persons penis.

“yeah man... we did anal and when i pulled out i had a dipped bananna”

by cloostergirl December 26, 2017

dappergents

Some Romanian gay community.

- Dude, I just saw a guy from dappergents!

- So gay, man!

by 14A February 3, 2018

dappergent

Check dappergents.

- He's dappergent and proud!

by 14A February 3, 2018

dapper-dog

A dapper-dog is a man who is polite, chivalrous and attentive during the initial stages of dating until he has sex with a woman (or man if he is gay). Once he acquires sex, the thrill is over and he no longer feels the need to wear the mask of a dapper man and resorts to being quite rude and distant.

Tina was surprised when she did not hear from her boyfriend the next day. She assumed when she did not hear from him at all that she had initially misjudged him and that he was a dapper-dog masquerading as a gentleman.

by Narcbuster May 31, 2018

Dipped in shit and rolled in penuts

To be very doubtful or surprised to the highest degree

I’d be Dipped in shit and rolled in penuts if that kid wasn’t a TOL

by SwankBank June 7, 2018