Chagos Deal

To give away land you own, and as part of the deal you pay the person or entity you're giving the land to a considerable sum of money.

Example 1: I'm giving away half my garden to my neighbour, and paying him £10,000. The wife's not too happy, but I'm calling it, my Chagos Deal!
Example 2: Have you heard, the UK government is giving the Chagos Islands to Mauritius! In addition, as part of the deal, they are paying the Mauritius government in excess of £9 billion!

by Wasitpolad February 12, 2025

hug dealer

An individual who hustles to provide hugs to those in need.

She sells hugs, not drugs....she is a damn good hug dealer

by Interiorfix March 11, 2025

BBC Dealer

A bold, no-filter dude who proudly connects white women with Black men packing serious heat. He’s the go-to hookup when a snow bunny is craving chocolate. Doesn’t need a dating app—he is the app. Whether it’s DMs, parties, or late-night texts, the BBC Dealer knows exactly who’s ready for that big, Black connection.

She said she only messes with white dudes—until the BBC Dealer lined up her first real experience. Now she won’t go back

by TouchMeMaze April 5, 2025

snack dealer

someone who buys snacks at a lower price and sells them for higher at a 1-2 dollar profit, usually sold at school.

Guy 1: yo u up to buy some shit from the snack dealer? Guy 2: aight for sure dawg let's get it

by tbhbeingsofr April 6, 2025

Daddy Dealer

A drug dealer that deals drugs to a person in a way that he thinks you should use the drugs, influencing when and how much he gives you based on how he thinks you should or shouldn't use the drugs. (He tries to be some sort of "guru" while maintaining his dealing. Intentions can be goodhearted, but not always well-received by the customer. Can be viewed by the customer as helpful, or extremely annoying and rude.

He's such a daddy dealer always withholding the drugs until he feels like I deserve to have them.

by sagenoob May 2, 2025

Meal deal

A form of meal. Consisting of a main e.g. Pasta pot, Sandwich or Roll. A snack e.g. Brownie, Crisps, Sausage roll or Chicken pieces and a drink of your choice. The "deal" part of the meal deal is that all the items combined have a high price, so the price is reduced if you buy all three parts of the meal deal. Therefore making it a meal deal.

Hey dude, do you want to get a meal deal later?

by Mr. Meal deal March 1, 2026

DONE DEAL

When a decision is made with zero hesitation, zero reversal, and full conviction.

No more talking. No backing out.

DONE FUCKING DEAL.

"Charith said we’re launching next Friday, not next month. Done deal."

"We’re skipping the party and hitting the gym instead. Done deal."

"I’m breaking up with her. Done deal."

by DADDY RITH May 28, 2025