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David

A great boyfriend, a great guy, and just amazing all around.
"Is that your boyfriend?" " Yes." " He's grest he must be a David"
by Mrs.Puff December 7, 2016
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Pete Davidson

A man who had several ribs removed to perform fellatio on himself.
Adam: He went full Pete Davidson.
Steve: What do you mean?
Adam: He had a couple ribs removed so he could suck his own dick, just like Pete Davidson.
by goldengrey1776 December 5, 2021
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david archuleta

An over-primped stage child whose demanding father has carefully crafted a soulless, robotic teen star whose identical weekly performances of banal ballads have won him a large number of emotionally unstable pre-teen female fans.
OMG! I luv david archuleta cuz hes such a qt and when i grow up i'm gunna marry him. OMG!!!1!
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david hasselhoff

A name used to replace the curse words "Damn Assole"
I put in eight hours today,I worked my David Hasselhoff!!
by jugatech December 18, 2007
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david hasselhoff

King of the internet! with help from Pipex
by tommy060289 August 6, 2006
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david

david: likes to poop.
david likes to poop
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David

A demon-soul filled spawn of Satan who sprouts wings to fly and crawls up walls like a spider. He appears to have the body of a skeleton and can swallow kids whole. He eats a bowl of freshly ground kittens and testicles each morning for breakfast. When he gets home, he lights fires in his anal cavity, then burns his crotch and prays to his father, the Dark Lord. He then goes to his room and drinks the blood of his parents whom are chained up in his closet. Jacob rips off the flesh on his back so his bat-like wings can extend. He then pulls off the rest of his flesh to reveal a hairy demonic figure. He then flies around town snatching the souls of children and torturing people in his cellar to make sure their soul is good enough to eat.
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