Golden Daddy

When your dad, or any dad, accidentally or intentionally pees on you in the shower.

There’s so much pee coming out. Now that’s what I call a Golden Daddy.

Before hind-time or before we go out to kill a drifter, I am really going to require a Golden Daddy.

Did you hear? Raif got ‘golden-daddied’ last night and is absolutely ecstatic!

Before he was a Golden Daddy, daddy had an Odyssey. ‘Daddy’

by Lawyer Greg June 28, 2021

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DADDY MINER

something crusher(21) daddy says when he talks about miner or mighty miner

and then we put daddy miner in the tower

oh boy i love minors especially the one i hold as captive in my basement

by nigga of 1800 May 21, 2023

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Daddy Murphy

Daddy Murphy is a teen or pre-teen who is a good daddy/stripper. You'd usually be called this if you have a friend who's overly talented in making up stripper names.

Girl 1: The NUNS!
Girl 2: THE NUNS!
Teacher: THE NUNS!
Girl 3: *Whisper's quietly* Daddy Murphy...

by daziedaddy May 4, 2017

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Smack Daddied

To have the shit knocked out of you by a massive force.

Emma, you are about to get smack daddied by some storms.

by Mister 101 June 29, 2019

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Goji Daddy

Derived from the term Sugar Daddy a Goji Daddy is a partner who brings good things into your life!

Unlike sugar, which is unhealthy, a Goji berry is an extremely healthy fruit from Asia.

A Goji Daddy can bring invaluable experience to the life of his Goji Baby, including but not limited to: peace, enlightenment, expansion of the mind, a deeper connection to one's body, increased self-worth, and an overall suppprt towards self-progression.

Bestfriend: Girl, why are you so sprung on him? D2B? Does he pay your bills?

Goji Baby: none of that matters to me any more, my Goji Daddy is inspiring me to be a better version of me!

by BDub Baby April 19, 2018

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