Dragon Puke

Dragon Puke (drag-uhn pyook)

Noun/Verb

Any sort of Generic fantasy media with elements borrowed heavily from the works of J. R. R. Tolkien and/or Dungeons & Dragons.

Named so because in the puke of a dragon you can also find the scattered remains of Elves,Dwarfs,Men,Orcs,A Wizard, And an Ill conceived plot.

Dude 1: Hey man What Are you doing today?

Dude 2: I just bought Christopher Paolini's Eragon And I'm going to read it! and then I'm going to go play EverQuest.

Dude 1: Dude Don't Read That Dragon Puke!!! If your going to waste your life away in a fantasy world do it the right way!!!
Read LOTR and Play D&D With your Friends!!!!

by Ronin_X64 May 20, 2010

Reverse dragon

The inevitable fiery and explosive diarrhea that scorches your asshole the morning after you eat extremely spicy food.

"What the fuck Lucy, why is there bloody shit on the wall, and why do I smell brimstone?"

"Reverse dragon baby... I'm never eating ghost peppers again."

by The Balls 900 May 12, 2014

spyro the dragon

A very good playstation game the best ever!

I don't know at all

by Becky January 29, 2004

Dragon Cunt

A fuckin' bitch, that's what it is!!

The Dragon Cunt spread her legs and burned the whole village down.

by True Ugly One April 15, 2008

dragon chop

when a girl is givin u head and rite when u bout to jizz in her mouth u chop that bacc of her neck and the jizz comes out her nose

aye dawg u kno dat gherl lily, i dragon chopped her last nite

by bobby jackson August 24, 2004

poon dragon

Poon from the midieval times, Sharron Stone. Or dragon shaped like a vagina.

Your grandma is such a poon dragon, but i still love her.

by GBabyPoonSlayer January 17, 2007

wet dragon

-when a woman is giving a blow job, and the man is begining to cum, he forces her head down harder and his cum goes out her nose.

That wet dragon last night was intense!

by Gregori Dark November 19, 2004