Trigger Disorder

A condition that causes those effected to believe any idea, no matter how basic, will anger any individual.

Wow, i think she has Trigger Disorder, why would food trigger someone?

by average nobody mc nobody face August 31, 2021

anesthetic use disorder

A disorder in which one can become addicted to anesthetics most commonly local anesthetics

Anesthetic use disorder

by 459395 August 18, 2024

Compulsive Num Num Disorder

CNND, also known as Compulsive Num Num Disorder is an mental disorder that most lesbians possess.

Symptoms: Can't stop eating carpet, sticks out tongue in every selfie, and eats sardines and canned tuna casually.

Remedies: Shock therapy, church, medieval torture methods, and brainwashing via MK ULTRA.

Doctor: Natalie, you have CNND.
Natalie: what's that?

Doctor: Compulsive Num Num Disorder
Natalie: ????
Doctor: you eat roast beef way too often
Natalie: ???
Doctor: you have an addiction to pussy

by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom August 20, 2024

CCD (Chronic Cuntserving Disorder)

Quinn Carroll. He is the only person to ever have CCD.

CCD (Chronic Cuntserving Disorder) is Quinn Carroll because he's the only person to have it, ever.

by Tayden XD August 21, 2024

Big Woman Personality Disorder

Big Woman Personality Disorder (also known as BWPD) is a personality disorder in which a woman is loud, obnoxious, and tastelessly bombastic. It should not be recognized as a real personality, but rather as an amalgamation of anything that happens to pop into her brain and needs to be yelled about. The "big woman" refers to the nature of the personality, not the literal size of the woman, though they can (and often do) correspond. They can often be identified by wearing backpacks far too small to be useful or stylish, and they may be "Disney adults." There is a lesser known corresponding disorder for men but it better blends in amongst the populace as it is generally more expected and is less of a "cry for help." Note that not all talkative women have BWPD, since one major requirement is obnoxiousness.

What is that woman yapping so obnoxiously about? Must be big woman personality disorder.

by davus0000 August 23, 2024

Big Peach Disorder

Known as BPD, is when a girl's bunda reaches astronomical levels of peachiness. We're talking about such levels that can bend necks and challenges fabric durability. Symptoms include unsolicited attention, camera angles needing wide-lens upgrades, and undeniable presence in any room. While BPD has no known cure, it's widely celebrated as a global phenomenon keeping life interesting

That girls suffers from Big Peach Disorder

by ElSancion December 4, 2024

Hawk Tuahitus Disorder

(Disclaimer: This is obviously a joke and shouldn't be taken too seriously)

Hawk Tuahitus Disorder (Pronunciation: Haw-k Too-Ah-eye-tus) (or "HTD" for short) is a mental disorder that shares similarities to "Amogus Syndrome"
It's believed that the disease is linked with the viral internet meme known as "Hawk Tuah", which was made by an influencer that goes by the nickname "Hawk Tuah Girl"

For one to get the disease, they would need a source of media or any other kind of influence to know of the meme's existence
(for example: Twitter/X, Youtube, Instagram, Etc. Or through a conversation with a friend/relative)

Those who suffer from Hawk Tuahitus develop symptoms such as head shaking, mood swings, headaches, auditory hallucinations, anxiety, and Brainrot upon hearing the phrase "Hawk Tuah" or any soundalikes within phrases and sentences
This can be from everyday conversations, work, media, Etc.

If you or a loved one is suffering from HTD, seek a medical professional and be sure to quarantine from any sources of media for at least 1-2 months (depending on how severe the disease is)
Also make sure to inform someone of the condition before making any conversations to prevent cases of a soundalike to the phrase

Friend 1:
"Hey dude, have you heard about this meme lately? The one with the girl saying 'hawk tuah'?"
Friend 2:
"Dude don't mention anything about that, I have Hawk Tuahitus Disorder and I'm trying to recover from it."
Friend 1:
"Ah shit, sorry about that, I'll be sure to avoid talking about it."

by thebrokendoggo December 5, 2024