Diarrhea Dildo

When you freeze diarrhea in a silicone dildo tray and fuck yourself with it.

Alex: My ex stole my sex toys when he left so I had to make a diarrhea dildo last night.
Kyle: Can I use it after?

by sara da terra March 5, 2024

dildo cam

a device used in porn. dildo with miniature camera connected to wireless network, which shows what's happening inside the vagina

dildo cam allows to stream your pleasure right to the internet

by dildo777 March 21, 2024

Dildo Joe

The originator of the mobile sex shop. Dildo Joe can be found roaming the streets of Manhattan wearing a black trench coat containing a moderate variety of sex toys. His private selection includes dildos, butt plugs, anal beads, vibrators, flesh lights and a few seasonal offerings (ex: President’s Day themed lingerie). He offers a fair price, along with the convenience of purchasing your favorite intimacy products when you need them most.

Aaron: Hey man, I really need to bust a nut and I’ve only got a 20 minute lunch break.

Michael: Go check out Dildo Joe, I just bought a few beads at the corner of Broadway and Canal.

Aaron: Thanks bro

by Djoe1011 March 21, 2024

Dildo-Ini

When someone uses a rubber mold for a dildo and uses his semen to fill it, then freeze it and use it as a dildo.

My girl asked me for a cum sample, i looked in the freezer one night and saw a dildo-ini

by PompinoINi09 February 21, 2026