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cross-country milk float driver

Someone who engages in homosexual male sex. Gaylord. Bum bandit.
That Dermot O'Leary is a right cross-country milk float driver.
by Russ February 18, 2005
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gone country

General meaning indicates breaking into country music; however, in various subcultural usages it indicates that the one so labelled has had intimate relations with a blood relative.
I can't believe that, despite its legality in Georgia, Bob's gone country and hooked up with his cousin.
by Drewkowski March 26, 2009
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country music

1)THE BEST MUSIC ON EARTH!! i dunno what the hell is up up with everyone thinkin that its all just a buncha stupid cowboys singin about pointless things! Its accually somthing that NORMAL people can relate to. Hell if it wasnt for country music, life would stop, cus this is the music that keeps the whole damn world goin!

2)I aint sayin gotta listen to it, but you sures hell had better not be plannin on walkin up to a country boy in yir gangster clothes and tellin him country music sucks, because you shurs hell aint gonna come outta that in one solid piece.
1) (world is spinning just fine) "Awoohoo aw play somthin..." (country music stops and world stops too)

2) Ganster: "Yo, your music sucks!"
Cowboy: "What the?" WHACK!
Ganster: "........"
Cowboy: Shrugs an walks away
by BarrelRunninCowgirl May 17, 2006
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country music

dont lie, the little redneck in all of us begs for country music, haha.

Country music is aggravating, but as with many forms of music, its halfway decent when you are straight drunk.
by Hassell April 21, 2005
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Country Mile

A country mile is the longest distance someone is willing to walk.

This saying originated in the Australian outback, where until the late 1970s cars were few and the distance between one town and the next was several, or possibly hundreds of miles away. If you didn't have a car, or even a horse, you'd have to walk to wherever you wanted to go.
Bill: "hand me the remote will ya John?"
John:"ugh, it's a country mile away! Besides I just sat down."
by Jurielectric April 20, 2021
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The old country buffet

Put deisred food (preferably broccoli and cheese or mashed potatoes) in grandmas vagina once awake in the morning. when dinner time comes Granny quiffs out your hot and steamy Old country buffet on your plate.
Hey mom, what are we having for dinner?

The old country buffet!

YAY!!
by Olivia Buckham August 22, 2011
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Country Rap

The lowest form or human intelligence. The very worst "genre of music". Probably what killed Stephen Hawkings.
"That guys an idiot"
"He probably listens to country rap"
by MasterSneaky May 10, 2018
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