countryside killa

A serial killer stalking their victims on a large farm anywhere in the world.

"Jeffrey Dahmer was not a countryside killa, I far as I am aware" the tutor says to a classroom of trainee police officers.

by Jewish madam July 5, 2018

Countrycated

Country and educated.

Countrycated Educated and country

by Lisapinder September 13, 2018

countrycated

Educated and country

Countrycated country and educated.

by Lisapinder September 13, 2018

Country breakfast

The filling of an unsuspecting sleeper’s mouth by means of defecation.

‘Country Breakfast’ by anon
I don’t mind admitting
‘Twas me who was shitting
Into your mouth while you slept
A country repast
For breaking your fast
Which you had no choice but to accept

by McBeal September 25, 2018

Country Nasty

1. Fucking a pig in a gravy bath while eating chitterlings (chitlins for the city folk)

2. Another word for incest and/or beastiality.

I was inspired to get get country nasty after watching Charlotte’s Web.

by Nyquillis Dillwad November 28, 2018

country

a well established nation with its own government, occupying a particular territory, must be at least 500 years old.

the uk is a country

by blickj johnson December 7, 2018

country cow

A fine blend of processed cheese

Don’t put that country cow on yer toast

by Marcus wang December 11, 2018