Cleveland Handshake

1. Offering a seemingly genuine handshake to an individual but doing so in a quick manner, as if to display distraction/per-occupation, pulling your hand of choice from your jacket pocket after clutching a hidden turd, to complete the shake.

2. An attempt at using a Sedgley glove gun, or similar reproduction, in a sucker punch fashion to forever sleep a person of interest.

1. He seemed a real swell fella, I offered my hand at the conclusion of our business. I thought i had caught him off guard as he set his drink down but then he gave me the ole cleveland handshake!

2. Only the worst assassins choose the cleveland handshake over a dinner spoon!

by mcslezzy February 2, 2024

Cleveland Press

The Cleveland Press is the male version of a Brazilian wax; except instead of waxing the hair, it's just straightened.

I was getting ready for a circle jerk with the boys, and buddy told me he'd spread my cheeks if I wanted. I went for a Cleveland Press to clean it up a bit, it was full of willknots.

by iPeeLoudInBushes February 9, 2024

Cleveland Steamer

When you beat your kids black and blue because because their retarded

Dad gave me a Cleveland Steamer getting off the short bus

by FrostyDaDopeMan February 16, 2024

Cleveland Swirl

This act of intellect involves two people: the taker and receiver. The receiver lays flat with their stomach up. The giver squats over the receivers mouth, after this the giver proceeds to shit inside of the receivers mouth. Then the receiver then gurgles the shit until it becomes a mustard consistency. After this the receiver spits it out into the givers mouth then the receiver swallows it.

My little sister gave me the Cleveland Swirl yesterday

by GayMan24 September 23, 2024

Cleveland carjacking

When a woman jerks you off in the backseat of her car and you cum in her eyes, kick her out of her car, and steal it.

I got picked up by a woman while hitchhiking and gave her the Cleveland carjacking.

by Hashbrown69 June 18, 2024

Cleveland Screamer

When she's expecting the guy to give her a Cleveland Steamer on her chest, but instead he shits in her mouth and covers it with his hand so she can't spit it out

"So she asked me if I could give her a Cleveland Steamer, and being the type to exceed expectations, I turned it up a notch and let her have the Cleveland Screamer!"

by Steven P. French July 30, 2024

Cleaved

An Oklahoma slang for being hooked on methamphetamine.
The term was created because Oklahoma looks like a jagged meat cleaver.

Hold onto your horses don't (cleaved in the county)

by juckitsh March 10, 2024