chapstick

When you penis is the size of a chapstick tube yet women cannot keep it off of their lips

The guy over there is the size of a chapstick tube but I still wanta to suck his fucking cock

by Cockmaster January 9, 2004

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chips are down

A situation is getting worse

The chips are down for you at this point for stealling moneyy from your mom

by Black Sheep monster lord October 6, 2018

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bollocky chops

A comment directed to one whose "chops" (or face if you like) are bollocky.

"Oi! 'urry it up bollocky chops!"

by MartinDG June 26, 2006

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The thick, gelatinized mass of vaginal fluid one finds on one's face after a long night of oral sex with a woman. A thick sticky residue variously composed of natural vaginal lubricants, foreign lubricants, saliva, sweat, urine, etc. that, once properly set over a 6-8 hour period of sleep, can be peeled off of one's face much like rubbery chips attached by dried pudding.

Dude! Kelli and I got rip roaring drunk after we got back to her place and we did it 69 style for an hour! I passed out and woke up at 6am with puddy chips!

by Jonny Tepin July 7, 2008

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Spoon Chops

A less offensive version of Cunt Chops.An idiotic looking person whos often to be found doing idiotic things

"Just have a look at spoon chops over there with his Ming the merciless goatee,T-shirt and scarf combo,wearing that supercillious grin on his face.what a div.

by Stanny 29 August 8, 2008

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