chode academy

A school where you learn about the anatomy and culture of chodes around the world. They are located in areas like Bangladesh and Mozambique.
"It's your first day at chode academy today, isn't it Jimmy!"
by harrisolo11 June 29, 2016
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chode

I think the general definition here is a penis that's wider than it is long, but I've also heard that it can mean a short penis that instead of growing, the head resected into the guy's body and the rest of the skin just hangs down over the hole that was formed when the head dissapeared and its really short and there's virtually nothing there
"Look at my chode!"
"You don't have anything there! Shut up!"
by Pete May 07, 2004
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chode

All of you are so, so, so terribly wrong.

The "Chode" is that magical, squishy, batter-like material which is expelled from the climaxing penis.
As in: "Oh, my gawd! He had a GIANT load of chode!"

Or, "He pulled out and shot a long rope of chode right across the bridge of her nose."

And, "His chode smelled like an ammonia-based floor cleaner."
by LAJC October 05, 2006
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chode

A rubberry half boner.
I got a chode when that bitch bent over.
by BaLoneStar April 26, 2003
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chode

1.Insulting someone by saying there penis is wider than it is long.
2.Nickname for someone who can't get any women or is a homo.
1.Daves chode is blocking my view, shut up chode.
2.Daves just a stupid chode
by Matt March 23, 2004
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chode bag

A chode to the fullest extreme. Usually used for people who drive like grandmas and hinder the progression to your destination, in coordination with the fact that you are running low on time.
(Flicking off the said driver) "Learn how to drive you fucking chode bag!"
by James4289 May 16, 2008
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Chode-for-brains

Someone who lacks intelligence, says dumb thinks and in short has a short stumpy penis lodged in thier cerebrum.
did you hear what he just said? what a chode-for-brains!
by georgeoo July 06, 2006
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