carflunkle

Anal sex resulting in a drop of a turd landing on a rug and when trying to clean it, it smudges into the carpet.

There’s the evidence of our anal play, look at that carflunkle stain on my brand new shag carpet

by Deaver Beaver April 25, 2024

carl92

gooner

person 1: hey dude, did you know that carl92 is a gooner?

person 2: what? no way. I never would've guessed.

by Shit3. May 2, 2024

Carble

When someone very obviously copies your idea but takes full credit anyway

“Did you see what Jo did!? She stole my art piece and submitted it to the competition!”
“She’s such a carble.”

by Definitely very smart May 2, 2024

Carla

awesome

Person 1: Hey you know Carla?
Person 2: Yeah she’s Awesome

by Bowl of Soup May 5, 2024

carl92

gooner that started the EKT lost search where someone found it in porn

so he basically got caught in 4k by thousands of people :/

person: Hey have you seen this cool lost media?
me: yeah it was found in porn
person: what...?
me: yeah carl92 was a gooner

by cloudydayz88 May 15, 2024

Carl stringered

The act of talking about a subject and in so detail you bore the audience to tears.

I'm busy mate you're starting to making me feel Carl stringered, I don't care if u build leggo and post videos.

by Thundercock5000 May 27, 2024

Carl Wright

A particular brutish boxer with an enormous cock that's almost as big as his big bald head. Covered in muscle and full of charm. A real ladies man until his alter ego 'Wrighty' surfaces usually after 1 to many shandys! That Wrighty is an evil khunt!

He's big and bald also not that old that definitely Carl Wright. Hang on ! has he had a shandy? Fuck that... That's Wrighty! Run.

by Hannah1985louisa July 9, 2024