cracker star

To throw a saltine cracker at someone to try to inflict harm.

Man, Jeff just cracker starred me!
The room was in a mess form all the cracker stars.

by C MART December 28, 2005

Cracker Jacked

when a white person either robs someone or beats someone in a game or sport. Can be used to emphasis an accomplishment. In rare occurences such as a white person dunking on someone else. It has also been used to describe a white person that is high on crack cocaine.

"You just got cracker jacked!"

"Pass that pipe honky, i wanna get cracker jacked"

by Prof. Ram Jam August 26, 2009

Cracker factory

A white woman who has multiple children to collect money and food stamps from the state.

Candi is preggo again. She is a cracker factory!

by Cakes121282 December 27, 2010

Crackerdoodle

The act of eating a pumpkin pie while watching the television program Two and a Half Men with Charlie Sheen, not Ashton Kutcher.

Im so tired of this, im gonna head home and crackerdoodle.

by thewordguy1111 October 21, 2011

neck-cracker

(Adj.) Somewhat a derogatory term used against red neck's who don't actually have red necks because they aren't from the south, but their skin is indeed, like a cracker.

Angus: "That sunburn makes you look like a red neck, Cletus!"

Maybelle: "Too bad he's just a neck-cracker!"
(Both laugh and slap their knees at Cletus's dumb ass.)

by Curly Fried December 15, 2017

Red-Cracker devil

A small white dog that is absolutely adorable, no doubt this dog will melt your heart. Usually costs $400 and up, definitely worth the price! Mostly given nicknames like, rat or rodent even though its not. Pee's around your house most of the time but is trying hard not too. I have no doubt that you'll fall in love with this small white dog.

Cheyenne your adorable dog honey is a red-cracker devil

by HoneySupporter♡ March 30, 2019

crap on a cracker

When all of a sudden everything thats good just went to shit.

I got raise at work today, but my car was towed, what a crap on a cracker.

by Jusbeatti February 1, 2009