condor candy

cocaine.

just say no to condor candy

by livingstongoodfellow July 20, 2014

Cotton Candy Twist

During an amazing Blow job, the "Cotton Candy Twist", is the act of licking liquid (either pre-cum, cum or saliva) from the tip of a penis. Whilst licking said liquid, a "string", from the tip of the tongue to the tip of the penis, is formed.

Damn girl, that was an amazing BJ and the way you batt your eye lashes when you do the cotton candy twist made me want to cum.

by StellarUnicorn December 18, 2014

Wallet Candy

A condom conveniently carried inside a man's wallet

Bro! Do you have any wallet candy?! My girl and I are hanging out tonight!

by punterm49 February 8, 2015

Liquid candycane

When a male is having sexual intercorse with a female during menstration and after ejaculation the two substances mix and result in a hot mess of semen and period blood

Niko got pissed after Jeremy turned on the lights and realized that he made a liquid candycane with Paula

by Naughty Neek December 10, 2015

soldier candy

The military term for 600mg Ibuprofen. Medics prescribe 600mg Ibuprofen very often to treat a Soldier's aches and pains, hence "candy".

Medic: "Well it looks like your knee is completely fucked up. So I am going to give you a shitload of soldier candy until we can X-Ray that bitch and see what's busted."

Soldier: "Holy shit! I fucking love soldier candy!"

by TheTypoPoopcicle July 24, 2016

carpet candy

A woman that is found attractive to lesbians (and men).

Damn girl, you some fine carpet candy!!

by smokinsena June 30, 2016

bloody candy cane

When you fuck a chick on her period and cum inside her then pull it out and make her suck it

Last night I fucked Tami while she was bleeding then after I finished in her I pulled out and made that bitch suck the bloody candy cane clean

by Daddybadtouch February 25, 2017