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Can't have shit in 

Can't have shit in is a phrase users say online, it has a US state after the "in" part (it varies with any state).

It originally started out after someone posted a picture of their house and their porch missing on Facebook captioning it with, "Opened the door 🚪 and fell I’m pissed 😤 Can’t have shit in Cincinnati mfs done stole my porch bra 😠". Someone then re-posted it and re-captioned it to ,"Someone stole my fucking porch . I opened my door an fell 🤦 ♂️ u can't have shit in Detroit". The "Can't have shit in" phrase spread like wildfire with it varying between US states/cities. It points to the fact that you can't have shit anywhere without some mf taking it even if it has the littlest value to it, it also points to the fact mfs will just steal the most obcure random thing.
Person 1: Nahhh bro mfs done took all the shingles off my roof
Person 2: Can't have shit in Detroit
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"Yeah, we aren't gonna collab with them on that one" - Girl 2

"They really think they are all that" - Girl 1

"Can't teach feel, our parties get rolled theirs don't" - Girl 2
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Can I use your charger? 

The phrase a girl utters when she wants railed
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Jonathan Ghobrial: I feel ya sis, go make a move!
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Jessica Ghobrial: Can I use your charger?
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Can I use your charger? by TonyHaver November 19, 2022

Can of Kettle worms 

This here is an evolution of 'That'll be a kettle of worms' which was a gem mixture of 'a fine kettle of fish' and 'a can of worms', all three meaning to describe a difficult situation or problem.

My guess is that the speaker was unsure what was in the can and wanted to make sure to cover all basis
Bro 1: Dude did you read the email, they just shoved out our CEO
Bro 2: Dude you don't want to open that can of kettle worms
Can of Kettle worms by Be May November 27, 2022

Can of whop-ass 

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"I'm gonna open up a can of whop-ass on you!
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Can is can 

When you can. Instead of saying "I can do it" say, "can is can".
Person 1: Can you pick this up for me?
Person 2: Can is can
Can is can by catfish2.0 December 21, 2022