cake scale

the scale to measure the hottness of the opposite sex

|. Cookies.
|. honey cake
|. cake
|. muffin
|. kosha
|. bread
|. butterz
|. mouldy cake

"on the cake scale, where is jack?"
"sooooo cake"
"kosha more like"
"noooooo!!!!!"
"im sorry hunni" *nods head*

by bobii December 23, 2007

cake stacker

somebody who is going nowhere in life. Stacking cakes being all they are good for. Or a fat person

Person 1: Hey, why does Kevin never come to school?
Person 2: Because he's a fucking cake stacker.

by jake hard May 21, 2011

Cakeatarian

One whose diet consists of mostly cake and other pastries. Most eat fruits as well and exercise for good measure(and to prevent becoming fat, as that is unsightly).

Jane, the proud cakeatarian, used her weekends to eat lots of cupcakes and then promptly play tennis with friends afterwards.

Joe: I'm switching to Cakeatarianism, healthy diets can go fuck themselves.
What? JOE is evolving!
...
Congratulations! Your JOE evolved into FATASS!

by Dat.muffin February 8, 2012

Cake Tag

A jovial game of social networking tag that involves posting pictures, videos or other media regarding cakes and related baked goods on another's profile. Once you have been cake tagged, you are obligated to return the serve and post cake-related material on the original poster's wall.

"Oh yay! 368 notifications! OH NOOOO! I've been cake tagged!'

by JustCakinIt February 17, 2012

Cake Station

ATM

I went to the cake station to deposit my monies.

by evildragon May 7, 2012

cake pusher

Some one who pushes cake

eg; 'Hey Sam, have some cake'

...''No thanks girl, I am a on a diet'

'Have some anyway'

'Gosh chick...your such A Cake pusher'

by morrisey August 26, 2013

Cakebivalent

Adjective: ambivalent towards cake

"You want some of this red velvet goodness?"
"Eh, I'm pretty cakebivalent right now."

by Milo_Minderbinder February 11, 2014