cunt smuggling

the act of being very sneaky about the scallys you hook up with.

"Man i seen Corey take ANOTHER girl home last night, that guy has been cunt smuggling all week!"

by JudgeJBagz March 12, 2009

cunt satchel

A person who is such an extreme cunt that they hold multiple cunts within their person. Like a satchel.

'Yesterday Todd and a bunch of his follower friends were here making fun of and harassing the kids who live across the street. Todd is such a cunt satchel.'

by Dizzzavid February 13, 2015

reverse cunt

The opposite of a cunt. When someone who's usually a cunt acts nice for a change.

OMG Henry, you're being a total reverse cunt today. Are you feeling okay?

by a_lion_s April 15, 2015

jack cunt

Someone who by doing 'jack shit' in a team environment becomes a cunt because the other people in the team have to pull the weight of that person and do extra work.

Joe: "why havent u finished work yet?"
Fred: "coz jason is a jack cunt and im doing what he didnt do."

by winegrape May 5, 2015

Cunt Nugget

A person who is extremely cocky and stuck up; a person that acts as if they are way better than others

She's acting like a cunt nugget just because she got some new shoes yesterday

by lalaneihisapimp October 31, 2015

cunt-stubble

Refers to a British police officer.
British police officers are referred to as 'constable' as opposed to 'officer'.

The term cunt-stubble is an intentional miss pronunciation of the title constable.

This alternative pronunciation of the title constable is well deserved as British police officers are cunts.

Why have you stopped me cunt-stubble?

by AnonDoxy November 26, 2018

hammer cunt

A level reached after, douchebag
An individual, generally a male, that has ascended the level of asshole and douche. Just an overall pile of shit.

"Here we go again, Jarod is being a hammer cunt"

by Bringer of Justice May 12, 2017