Boyfriend

A male person who is destined to be a footnote in your sexual history. All your shared memories with him will eventually exist only in your fading memory. Your relationship with him was started specifically so that it could end eventually. The essence of your relationship is to extract pleasure from him as possible before he or you ultimately disappoint and the relation is over. In our throw away society, he is eventually relegated to the trash heap and replaced by the new shiny boy who you take down from the shelf. As the nurse in the waiting room says: "NEXT!" And, as has been said before: "Men are like buses; wait a few minutes and another will come along."

I broke up with my boyfriend because I could not believe he liked strawberry ice cream.

by Curmudgeoncake November 20, 2021

Shalee’s Boyfriend

The guy in a relationship/dating a girl named Shalee, they may kiss hold hands and/or hug.. he loves her so much!!

Shalee’s boyfriend loves to ride horses !

by Kaden Mack November 14, 2023

boyfriend dinner

When your boyfriend says he's making a fancy dinner & always chooses something that takes about 10 minutes to make with minimal effort

Natalie: I think Dan said he's making a fancy dinner tonight since I made lamb chops & asparagus last week...

Grace: Ohh what's he making ?!

Natalie: I dunno, probly his usual boyfriend dinner...either spaghetti or deli ham salad...

by Bratarle June 8, 2015

Gay boyfriend day

happy gay boyfriend day is August 13th, when you have a boyfriend who is gay with their mates and you third wheel him and his gay friend

my boyfriend is gay with his friend therefore on august 13th he is having gay boyfriend day

by myboyfriendisgayandilovehim July 31, 2022

out of state boyfriend

A boyfriend or girlfriend you have out of your state so technically it isn't cheating

Hey wanna be my out of state boyfriend

Isn't that cheating

Nah

by jdjfifjfnf January 15, 2017

demo boyfriend

Either A single or taken male that gives the boyfriend experience to a single person for emotional and or physical suport. But at the same time kissing and anything beyond that would be off the table such as making out, oral sex,anal, and sex

In short a polyamorous relationship

Similar to having Two partners, one that gets kissed, loved, and whoes relationship is more than that of friends, and One that simply is loved and treated like a boyfriend of girlfriend but at the end of the day is just a friend that needs someone to not feel lonley almost like a human comfort animal

Bassically the demo boyfriend is dating someone who has put them in the frendzone from the start

by Rin_ Okumura August 6, 2019

fake boyfriend

fake boyfriend is a guy that a girl is together with, but she doesn't have sex him

she is using that fake boyfriend like a handbag

by niva01 July 24, 2023